
JousterL
This bird definitely, certainly, unequivocably, incontrovertibly is NOT the word!
Words can't fly. Duh.

n0rthw1nd
The n0rthw1nd doth blow,
And we shall have ���.

kjatar
Everything’s a flag if you believe!

m1
At every stop he is besieged by open-mouthed cyber freaks, drawn like moths to a flame.

KilgoreTrout
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly;
Man got to sit and wonder ‘why, why, why?’
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land;
Man got to tell himself he understand.

Phyxius
On the internet, nobody knows you're a dragon.

int3grate
Everybody do the int3grate dance!

POM
POM is French, and pomme is French for french fries.

dinobytes
The T-Rex relies on movement to see but wrecks all he sees.

MeghaByte
The teeth of a shark with the jaws of a croc, times a million.

outrayjus
A panda dressed like a man. Eats shoots and leaves.

d15c0
Almost entirely cybernetic by now.

molotov
Take note. molotov is straight fire.

Fed
Fed races conditions like all threads no semaphores.
Having won five Black Badges, pTFS is among the most successful teams in DEF CON history.